Random Thoughts

  • Amy Winehouse looks like an ant-eater.
  • Armed with earplugs, I would still do Fran Drescher.
  • I’m thinking about starting a “A Cali Lewis For Every Geek” project. Waiting for cloning to improve…
  • My universal remote control does not control the universe. Bummer.
  • Trashy women are best left in the trash.
  • Just once, I’d like to have spam from someone with a mastery of the english language.
  • Scotch fits in a beer mug perfectly.
  • Say what the fuck you want to say about me, but spell my name right.

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