Sometimes I’m hit with bad insomnia. Sometimes I’ll watch MSNBC to help me fall back to sleep. Sometimes I’ll see a commercial so incredibly asinine, that I’ll have to blog about it. Here’s to you penis pill girl. Your bad acting and line reading makes me want to vomit. To try to get me to buy penis “enhancement” by accentuating vowels and consonants in the wrong place is laughable. I have no need for your vapid pleasure. To hock a product that “enhances” the size of “that certain male part of the body” should be grounds for death by rabid sloths – a slow and painful death to be sure.

My hate for you is boundless, even more so than my hatred for that garbage-barker Billy Mays.

The worst part about this is that there are idiots out there buying this product. KNOCK IT OFF. It doesn’t work. It will never work. If you stop buying this junk, they will stop running these stupid commercials. Buy a penis pump if you think you got a tiny willie. Those don’t work either, but they don’t advertise on TV. You definitely don’t need some dizzy tart telling you that you need a bigger log. How about dating women that have a smaller baby hole? You must go ape-shit bananas over those thousand spam emails I see everyday. You can’t be that stupid.

I’m tired of these really BAD commercials selling junk. I just saw another one just now. HAIR BUMP. HAIR BUMP?? WTF???

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