Hellbeast in My Tub
I awoke 2am to use the bathroom and found this creature crawling around in my tub. In my tub. I sprayed it with several types of bathroom cleaners before rendering it immobile. Even several sprays from my trusty can of Raid did not stop it. Eventually, it succumbed to suffocation of the various chemicals that it swam in (and then repeated bashing with the nearby plunger – just in case the bastard was faking it’s own demise). I hate spiders. Normally, I would be all Zen Buddhist and try to capture spiders and set them free outside. Spiders are beneficial and eat smaller bugs, yadda yadda yadda. Except for this bastard. He was in my tub. And had the potential to do nothing else but eat my face and then lay eggs to make more bastards to eat my face some more. I have limits.
March 12th, 2009 at 10:37 am
You know what they say, “if you see one spider, it means there are several living in your brain already on account of all the eggs they left there while you were sleeping”.
They say that all the time.
March 12th, 2009 at 10:50 am
That would explain the voices in my head…
March 12th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Look at the size of that monster
March 12th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Obviously you don’t remember the furry ones at my place!! Hahahaahahha, you should have sicked arcadius on it! He would have had fun with that!